Epic Beard Man Facts #1

-Epic Beard Man gave cancer to AIDS.

-Epic Beard Man yells his secrets.

-Epic Beard Man is not prejudice. He will beat down every race equally.

-Epic Beard Man can do a pull up without grabbing on to anything.

-Epic Beard Man ran the ball into his own end zone, but the opposing team gave him the touchdown anyways.

-EBM’s fanny pack carries his other fanny pack which carries his other beard.

-Epic Beard Man does not allow anybody else in his wolfpack.

-Epic Beard Man is his own inspiration.

-The Notebook is Epic Beard Man’s favorite movie just so he can beat up people who laugh at him. EBM has never seen The Notebook.

-Epic Beard Man’s brain is on the outside of his skull. He says it “keeps fights fair”.

-Epic Beard Man recycles cans of ass whoopin’.

-Epic Beard Man’s first kiss, first fight and first love happened with the same person in the same minute.

-Epic Beard man can stab you with a pillow…case.

-Epic Beard Man had one of the best music videos of all time…I’m just sayin’.

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