Epic Beard Man Facts #3.5

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We’ve been receiving so many great Epic Beard Man facts from our viewers that we couldn’t wait till tomorrow to post some more. Here’s a little taste. Keep ‘em comin’!!!

-EBM doesnt have a bag, It’s a satchel -Submitted by Eugene H.

-EBM invented doggystyle -Submitted by Eugene H.

-EBM taunts policemen just so he can get tazed and correct his heart rhythm, because pacemakers are for pussies. -Submitted by Hoggly

-Epic Beard man sleeps with one eye open standing on one leg. -Submitted by Amdaman

-Epic Beard man doesn’t usually take buses. The place he wants to go comes to him. -Submitted by Amdaman

-EBM tought Bigfoot how to survive in the wild. -Submitted by Mike

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