Epic Beard Man Facts #6.5

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Epic Beard Man is so perfect that his avatar in Pandora looks exactly like him.

Epic Beard Man can get a slinky to go uphill.

Epic Beard Man can get $5 footlongs at Quiznos.

Fanny pack. Check. Beard. Check. “I am mothefucker” shirt. Check. Competition. Check pending.

Epic Beard Man was such a bad ass sniper that his uniform consisted of a bright yellow raincoat, glowsticks and peacock feathers.

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