Epic Beard Man Facts #6.5
Epic Beard Man is so perfect that his avatar in Pandora looks exactly like him.
Epic Beard Man can get a slinky to go uphill.
Epic Beard Man can get $5 footlongs at Quiznos.
Fanny pack. Check. Beard. Check. “I am mothefucker” shirt. Check. Competition. Check pending.
Epic Beard Man was such a bad ass sniper that his uniform consisted of a bright yellow raincoat, glowsticks and peacock feathers.
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