Epic Beard Man Facts #7

Epic Beard Man went to hell once, had a great time and recommends it to friends as a great all inclusive resort. –Submitted by C.B.

Epic Beard Man thinks the Horror section at Blockbuster is the comedy section. –Submitted by C.B.

Epic Beard Man can lick his elbow while his hands are tied behind his back –Submitted by Jackson

Epic Beard Man’s favorite sport is tackle football…on top of a moving train.

One night EBM had a bar tab of $50. He gave the bartender a twenty dollar bill, stared him down and told him to keep the change.

Epic Beard Man can capitalize numbers.

EBM can feed the world with his knuckle sandwiches.

Epic Beard Man spent 10 years in the mountains studying the art of pain.