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Epic Beard Man Cast – The Rail

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It’s not often that an inadament object gets involved in such an epic event that it must be mentioned on the most epic website in the world. We’ve spoken to several rail scientists and they have all concluded that the rail from the Epic Beard Man video actually was holding on to Tough Thug Tyrone. These rail experts believe that the rail did so because it was tired of seeing tough thugs roam on and off the bus without having the shit slapped out of them. Well, it looks like Tough Thug Tyrone not only feasted on EBM’s free knuckle sandwiches, but was unknowingly tag teamed by a man and a bus rail. Thank you Mr. Rail for making Tough Thug Tyrone fall down your pole faster than a coked out stripper who hasn’t eaten for 3 days.

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February 24, 2010 · Tagged with

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Epic Beard Man Cast – Iyanna Washington

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Iyanna Washington is an essential cast member to the Epic Beard Man show. She is the camera woman, director and antagonist all wrapped into one barrel shaped body. Not only does Iyanna defy the laws of human anatomy by having gaps between all of her teeth, but she also resembles a famous dinosaur that enjoys telling people that they are not the mama. With catch phrases such as “Go through that shit!”, “Say it again Pinky”, “Beat his white ass” and “ohhhh he leakin”, Iyanna is definitely an up and comer in this industry. Blessed with cunning instincts on when to press charges on somebody, Iyanna’s unorthodox theories in law are so unprecedented that she would make for the most interesting lawyer in the history of lawyer-ing. Iyanna is also the reigning champion in Easter egg hunting. You can witness her Easter egg hunting skills in the famous EBM video when her uncanny ability to snatch up a bag that doesn’t belong to her comes into full play. We tip our hats to you Iyanna Washington. May peace be with you and may the good people at 4chan make your life more pleasurable.

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February 20, 2010 · Tagged with

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Epic Beard Man Cast – FBI Agent Smith

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We all thought that the FBI left Oakland ever since the Black Panther Party was infiltrated by the U.S. Government and Huey P. Newton was murdered in 1989. Well, we’ve all been bamboozled because obviously the FBI still keeps its presence in Oakland. Most likely to keep a close, watchful eye on Epic Beard Man and to make sure that he doesn’t activate the titanium in his left and right fists. Unfortunately, he had to let out a little radioactive material on Tough Thug Tyrone’s face. Fortunately, Epic Beard Man knew when to say when and put them nuclear fists back in their sheath before another Hiroshima occurred in the streets of the “O”. You can go back into hiding in the bushes now Agent Smith. Everything is okay…for now.

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February 19, 2010 · Tagged with

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Epic Beard Man Cast – Michael AKA Tough Thug Tyrone

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“Damn homey. In high school you was the man homey. The fuck happened to you?” -50 Cent

The co-star of the Epic Beard Man show is Tough Thug Tyrone. The ying to EBM’s yang. A top candidate for Dave Chappelle’s “When Keepin’ It Real Goes Wrong” skit. Tough Thug Tyrone surely knows how to start fights, but obviously does not know how to finish them. With his patented opening punch to the shoulder move, he should really go back to the drawing boards and create a new way to approach an enemy. Tough Thug Tyrone DOES NOT enjoy shining shoes and holds on to his conviction that a “brotha” shouldn’t have to spit shine your boots. We at EBMF.com agree. A “brotha” shouldn’t have to do anything that he deems degrading, but this “brotha” should have learned how to listen and not take every comment as a racist one. For some reason Tough Thug Tyrone needs Amber Lamps to comfort him when he is in pain. Additionally, he is known as a big Eminem fan. As you can see in the video, he was pleading for Eminem to come to his rescue when EBM left his nose leakin’ like a an old jailhouse roof. Here’s a little insight for you ladies: Triple T enjoys long walks on the beach, collects rare flannel jackets and can type 60 words per minute.

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February 19, 2010 · Tagged with

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Epic Beard Man Cast – Bob AKA The Bravest Man on Earth

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Edit: After listening to the recent interviews we have now learned that The Bravest Man on Earth is actually EBM’s friend, Bob.

After putting a walloping on Tough Thug Tyrone, Epic Beard Man was briefly ( and stupidly) tested by another bus patron. We call this patron “The Bravest Man on Earth” because nobody has ever put their hands on Epic Beard Man and walked away without a size 11 up his/her booty. The Bravest Man on Earth let go of Epic Beard Man as quickly as he tried to hold on to him. It’s obvious that he felt Epic Beard Man’s out of this world strength and did not want any part of the fury. Though you went out like a little hoe, we still must raise our glasses to you because compared to Epic Beard Man we are all little hoes.

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