Epic Beard Man Facts #8

We’ve been getting more and more racist EBM facts lately. Please note that we will not post or promote any racist facts, videos or pictures so you shouldn’t even email them our way. Thank you.

Morpheus offered EBM the red or blue pill. EBM took both of them and went to Woodstock.

EBM has never personally been in orbit but he has been known to have sent a few men there. NASA refers to his left hook as “rocket fuel.” –Submitted by 1knova

Epic Beard Man put salt and pepper on Ed Gein’s hand. No Seriously. Epic Beard Man put salt and pepper on Ed Gein’s Hand. (in reference to the EBM documentary) –Submitted by Mike G.

Epic Beard Man masturbates three times a day and has never gone blind. –Submitted by Kimberly

It took EBM one week to drive cross country on his bike – his bicycle.

Epic Beard Man can scream into his own ear.

Epic Beard Man has a dart board with Chuck Norris’ picture on it. This fact is not supposed to be funny. I just want y’all to know that Epic Beard Man has a dart board with Chuck Norris’ picture on it.

Every time EBM shaves an angel gets its wings. Angels have been getting around in cars for the past 67 years.

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